Animaniacs Transcript -- Episode #59
====================================

MAIN TITLE
----------
Music: RICHARD STONE
Lyrics: TOM RUEGGER
Director: RICH ARONS
Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD.

      "It's time for Animaniacs,
       And we're zany to the max!
       The whole song this transcript lacks;
       Why do you think we have FAQs?
       We're An-i-man-i, totally insan-ey,
YAKKO: Citzen Kane-y!
       Animaniacs!"



Tower Escape -- Condor
----------------------
{Animaniacs Theme}
{William Tell Overture}
{Animaniacs Theme}



WRAPAROUND (B&W)
----------------
NARRATOR: The Warner Bros. janitorial staff uncovered this long lost
          film, starring Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.  The year 1929.

RAGAMUFFINS
-----------
Written by: TOM MINTON
Directors: BARRY CALDWELL & JON McCLENAHAN
Animation: STARTOONS

{Jazzy music}
<making silly noises>
{Native American type music}
{Ain't She Sweet}
[Bull shows Yakko how to put in pecans]
{Three Blind Mice}
{Ain't She Sweet}
{Here We Go Around The Mulberry Bush}
<yelping[Dot's tongue retreating]>
{Ain't She Sweet}
{We're In The Money}
{Prisoner's March?}
{How Dry I Am}
{Carmen?}
{Powerhouse-like music}
{Ain't She Sweet}
{Bakerman}
{Taps}
{Ain't She Sweet}
[[What else are you suppose to do for a silent cartoon?]]



SLAPPY INTRO #1
---------------
Y,W,D:  The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world
        Our next cartton features Slappy the Squirrel!
SLAPPY: Ahhh, enough with the singin' already!
Y,W,D:  That's Slappy!

WOODSTOCK SLAPPY
----------------
Written by: JOHN P. McCANN & TOM RUEGGER
Director: AUDU PADEN
Animation: TOKYO MOVIE SHINSHA LTD.

NARRATOR: 1969.  As brave American soliders went to battle in Vietnam,
          back at home demonstrators protested the war.  It was a time
          of flower power, pyschedelic music, student marches, and a
          nation divided.  Which brings us to August 1969 and Slappy
          Squirrel.

        {Go Up To The Country}
SINGER: Go up to the country
        Gotta get away
        Got to leave the city
        Gotta get away
        We might even leave the USA...
SLAPPY: Ah, here we go, summer in the country.  Nothin' but rest and
        relaxation, right Skippy?
SKIPPY: Yeah, groovy, Aunt Slappy, man, groovy.
SLAPPY: Skippy, don't talk like that, people will think you had brain
        surgery.
SKIPPY: I can dig it, man, far out.
SLAPPY: <*sigh*> I had to get him out of the city, away from all those bad
        influences.
SKIPPY: You mean like peace and love?
SLAPPY: Exactly.  That stuff will warp ya!

        {Humouresque (Slappy's theme)}
SLAPPY: There is it.  Our summer cottage.
SKIPPY: Outta sight, man.
SLAPPY: Make yourself at home, kiddo.
SKIPPY: I can dig it.
SLAPPY: <*sigh*> I'll have him speakin' English again in no time.
        {some 60's rock anthem...}
SLAPPY: Knock it off with the Bing Crosby, Stills, and Nash, will ya'?
SKIPPY: Why?
        {Slappy's Theme}
SLAPPY: 'Cause the only tune I want to hear is "The Sound of Silence",
        can you dig that?
SKIPPY: I hear ya.
SLAPPY: Good.  Now let's rest up for tomorrow.
SKIPPY: Why?  What are we doing tomorrow?
SLAPPY: Napping all day if I have anything to say about it.
        Ah, rest and relaxation at last.
        {Beautiful Dreamer}

        <Guitar tuning>
M.C.:   There is 300,000 of use here today, man!  And now Miss Janis Joplin!
JANIS JOPLIN: <AUUUUUUGH!>
        {Piece Of My Heart?}
SLAPPY: Oops.  Somebody just ran over a dog!
        For the love of Kaopectate, what's going on?
SKIPPY: Something's happening here,
        What it is, ain't exactly clear.
SLAPPY: Well, thank you for that.
        Hey, you kids, what are you doin'?!  Go on, get away from my tree!
HIPPIE1:Like, mellow out, you running-dog squirrel.
HIPPIE2:Hey, we're here for the Woodstock concert, man.
HIPPIE1:Three days of rock from groups like Jefferson Airplane, The Band,
        The Who, The Grateful Dead...
SLAPPY: I'd be grateful, too, if I didn't have to listen to this noise.
        Now clear out all of ya, go home!  Scat!
        {Animaniacs' theme}
SKIPPY: Aunt Slappy, be cool.  Let's just go with the flow.
SLAPPY: I'm not goin' anywhere with Flo!  I want some peace and quiet.
SKIPPY: But, Aunt Slappy, man, we're witnessing history.  Woodstock.  A
        single event pulling together a whole generation.
SLAPPY: A bowl full of prunes would have the same effect.

        {I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag}
COUNTRY JOE McDONALD: And it's two, four, six
                      What am I singing for?
                      Don't ask me; I don't give a hoot
                      Just pay me with lots of loot!

                      And it's eight, ten, twelve
                      I'm just killing time
                      My contract says to sing a song
                      Yee haw! I need a rhyme!

SLAPPY: All right, all of ya', hit the road!  Party's over!  Go on, shoo!
SKIPPY: They're not listening, Aunt Slappy, man, they're tuned into the music!
SLAPPY: Well, we'll see about that.  Come on.
SKIPPY: Where are we going?
SLAPPY: To the stage, to put a stop to this.  I came to the country for
        some peace and quiet and I'm gonna get it.

            {Brand New Key}
MELANINE:   Who's got a box of brand-new crackers?
            I've got some brand-new cheese!
            {With A Little Help From My Friends}
JOE COCKER: Would you still cheer if I had a tin ear?
            Would you throw a tomato at me?
SLAPPY: Yes!
SKIPPY: Chill out, Aunt Slappy, man.
              {Feel Me}
ROGER DALTRY: Can you watch me?
              Can you listen to me?
              Can you smell me?
              Can you hear me?
SLAPPY: Unfortunately, yes!  Skippy, what is the name of that group playing
        on stage?
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group playing on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
SKIPPY: Who is on stage!
SLAPPY: That is what I'm askin' ya', who is on stage?
SKIPPY: That's what I said.
SLAPPY: You said who?
SKIPPY: I sure did.
SLAPPY: So tell me the name.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!
SKIPPY: I'm not, Aunt Slappy, I'm telling you Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: So tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who!
SLAPPY: That's what I'm asking you!
SKIPPY: And I'm telling you the answer.
SLAPPY: Wait, Skippy, let's start over.  Is there a band on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Does the band have a name?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Do you know the name of the band?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Then tell me the name of the band on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the band!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band, playing on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I want to know!
SKIPPY: I'm telling you!
SLAPPY: Who is on stage.
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes.
SKIPPY: No, Aunt Slappy, Yes is not even at this concert.
SLAPPY: Then who is on stage?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: Who is?
SKIPPY: Yes.
SLAPPY: That's just what I said, Yes is on stage.
SKIPPY: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage.
SLAPPY: Whaddya askin' me for?
SKIPPY: I'm not!
SLAPPY: Wait, let's try this again. Do you see the band on stage?
SKIPPY: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely.
SLAPPY: On stage, Skippy.  Look, see the band?
SKIPPY: No I don't.
SLAPPY: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look!  There, there's the
        band!
SKIPPY: No, that's not The Band.  The Band is performing later on.  Who's
        on stage.
SLAPPY: You tell me.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group on stage.
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The name of the group!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The group on stage!
SKIPPY: Who.
SLAPPY: The band!
SKIPPY: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we're listening to
        Who.
SLAPPY: That's what I wanna know!!
        <Cheering>
ROGER DALTRY: Hey, you squirrels are funny, man. Come on up here and take
              a bow.
SKIPPY: Yeah! Far out!
SLAPPY: Oh brother....
        {Humouresque}
SLAPPY: Yeah, yeah, OK.  Thank you.  Now everybody go home!  Including you
        guys, what's your name?
ROGER:  Who.
SLAPPY: Don't start with me!  Just get off the stage! The rest of you, go!
        <More cheering>
SLAPPY: Why aren't they leaving?
SKIPPY: They dig you, Aunt Slappy, man.
SLAPPY: Oh yeah?  We'll see about that.  I said leave!
        [Smashing Jimi's guitar]
ROGER:  Oh, very groovy, mates, isn't it, totally! \
                                                    >-together
PETE TOWNSHEND: Totally groovy.                    /
ROGER:  We are The Who!
        [Smashing insturments]  <BOOM!>
ROGER:  erg...
        <Even more cheering>
SLAPPY: Yeesh!  These kids would applaud my laundry!  Why won't they take
        a hike?
SKIPPY: They want more music.
SLAPPY: All right, then.  They can have more music!
        {Slappy's theme}
SLAPPY: Hey everybody!  Let's polka!
        "Uncle Yasha lost his shoe
         It fell in a bog; he did too.
         Uncle Schmeeda grabbed his foot
         He jumped in the bog and went kaput."
[evacuation]
        {Beethoven's 6th Symphony}
SLAPPY: Ah. Peace and quiet at last!
        {Star Spangled Banner}
        In the land of the free,
        Now that's comedy!



TOWER RETURN -- Lasso
---------------------
{Animaniacs Theme}
{Western theme...}
{Animaniacs Theme}



CREDITS
=======

Sherri Stoner...........as Slappy
Nathan Ruegger..........as Skippy
Frank Welker..........as Narrator
Rob Paulsen..............as Yakko
Jess Harnell.............as Wakko
Tress MacNeille............as Dot
Jim Cummings......as Rock Singers

Good Witch -- Kathryn Page

-------------------
SKIPPY: Speeewwwww!
-------------------

Copyright (C) 1994 Amblin Entertainment & Warner Bros. Animation.
All rights quivered.

Transcribed by "Wilford" Bryan "Wolf" Chaney  8.6.95

"Are we getting paid for this?" "No."